The Top Ten Things NOT To Say After A Defensive Gun Use
Published March 18, 2013 by KevinC
Filed under Carry, CCW, Competition, Self Defense, USPSA
From the home office in Paulden, Arizona, the Top Ten things not to say to the cops when they show up.
10: TWO ALPHA!!!
9: Am I gonna be on “COPS” ?
8: Y’know, officer, if you’d been doing YOUR job…
7: Know a good taxidermist?
6: You say “excessive use of force” like it’s a bad thing.
5: Gosh, officer, the gun just went off by itself. 14 times.
4: What a tight group! I’ve NEVER shot that well sober!
3: Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges
2: That… was…. AWESOME!!!
And the #1 thing NOT to say after a defensive gun use…
“Help me bury him in the backyard with the rest.”
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1 Walt // Mar 18, 2013 at 9:39 AM
“Two Alpha” should have been Number 1, I laughed out loud at that one.
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